Never again (yeah right) will I ever go to a casino. I REEK of smoke now. It was fun, the slot thing, but I got tired of it after an hour. I just wanted to go back to reading or abuse the free drinks. I liked that.

"Let me have a coke, please?"

Love, loved it.

I only wasted 13 dollars or so. Yeah, that stingy. Even though I didn't win much I did gain a small and useful lesson.

Casinos=smokers.

AND!

To never throw my money away like that when I get a REAL job.

So I says, "Screw them pictures of my friends and I, and have Harry and his 'friends' shine."

"They are far more important than you are..."

Yeah they are. I've been wanting to go to the bookstore to catch up on the HP series. I am so anxious about reading them, I already want the stories to magically apear in my head. That way, I can have numerous anxiety attacks until Books 5, 6 and 7 arive.

Yep...

This is making me queasy. I hope I made the right move about changing my template ONCE again.

And yeah, yeah, yeah...I know. "The picture icons are not showing."

I know this, dammit. Don't remind me.

No more! No more! Drat. I am tired. It's Habbo time! Woo hoo!

(Yeah, right. I am getting back on this in a few hours)

Changing the damn template...

This might take a while since I am very STUBBORN!

Boink!

Unfortunate Deaths

In 1981, 42 year old Romolo Ribolla was depressed about not being able to find a job,with a gun in his hand threatening to kill himself his wife pleaded for him not to do it...and after about an hour he burst into tears and threw the gun to the floor. It went off and killed his wife!

A man hit by a car in New York in 1977 got up uninjured, but lay back down in front of the car when a bystander told him to pretend he was hurt so he could collect insurance money. The car rolled forward and crushed him to death.

Mike Stewart, 31, of Dallas was filming a movie in 1983 on the dangers of low-level bridges when the truck he was standing on passed under a low-level bridge -- killing him.

Useless Fact

Ever hear someone say "I'll be back in a jiffy!"? Jiffy is actually a unit of time jiffy=1/100th of a second.

I stopped taking pills after Mother came back (how odd). I mean, one of the reasons why I was taking it was because it was that time of the month again.

Anyway, I've been acting stranger than usual. I am in class right now, it's June and I am wearing a scarf.

Hmmm...

You should have seen the faces of the automobile drivers as I would cross the street.

"Isn't it hot?"

A little. But I enjoy wearing my scarf. A lot. I wear it while watching Harry Potter or surfing the net. I wear it when I sleep (oh yes I do). It's warm and I feel comfort when I wear it. It also belongs to my father. He gave it to my sister, but I am wearing it until I find my own.

As I waited for the Scooby Doo movie to start (Last Friday) I saw this!



OH OH OH! ::leaps with joy!::
(The trailer ROCKED!!!!)

All right, listen to me. You pull up right where she is, right? You go to get out of the car and you lock both doors. Then get out of the car, and you walk over to her, and bring her over to the car. Take out the key, put it in the lock, open the door for her, and you let her get in. Then you close the door for her. You walk around the back of the car, and you look through the rear window. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button so you could get in, dump her.

Just like that?

Listen to me kid, if she doesn't reach over and lift up that button, so you could get in, that means she's a selfish broad, and all you've seen is the tip of the iceberg. You dump her, and you dump her fast.

Damn straight.

(I know the picture has nothing to do with this quote but HEY I couldn't find a good picture OK! Deal with it)

California Laws.

Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.

OR

It is a crime for dogs to mate within 500 yards of a church. Breaking this law is punishable by a fine of $500 and/or six months in prison.

It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.

You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.

It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent.

Zoot suits are prohibited. (damn)

Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.

Prohibits elephants from strolling down Market Street unless they are on a leash.

It is illegal to pile horse manure more than six feet high on a street corner.

Giving or receiving oral sex is prohibited.

My town's law: Roosters may not crow in the city limits.

And for Yellow: Texas Laws.

It's illegal to possess realistic dildos.

OR

Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos.

It is illegal for children to have unusual haircuts.

It is illegal for both sexes to flirt or respond to flirtation using the eyes and/or hands.

Cattle thieves may be hanged on the spot. (fuck)

Obnoxious odors may not be emitted while in an elevator. (???)

A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.

Mother is back.

.....

Which smiley are you?

Embarassed? Blushing? Nobody is really sure what this one is for. Do people not understand you? Are you confused? Try again and change an answer. Maybe you'll get a smiley people understand.

Yup yup yup. I am staying as is.

Which pop culture icon are YOU? | made by kt @ gFs.co.uk.

You're Star Wars. you've gone from kitsch space age flick to insanely popular blockbuster over the years. geeks love you and now cool kids love you too. well done.

Woo.

I saw my mother today.

As I was walking home from school and I got near my street corner I saw her mini-van. I quickly stopped and stared at it. I didn't want to see her so I made a ninety degree turn and headed for my old high school's baseball field. Once there, I sat on the bleechers and I thought about what to do. I didn't want to face her. She'd hurt me too much.

I couldn't sit there forever, though. I got up and decided to just go home and get it over with.

I saw her sitting on the couch watching her soaps. We didn't talk much and I pretended like nothing had changed. She asked me about my stepfather. I told her that he doesn't want to sell the house and then she asked about me.

"What are you going to do?"

"I am probably going to move in with my dad."

That shut her up. I went into my room and stayed there until she left, but before she did she told me to vacuum and clean the bathroom. So typical of her to tell me something like that. Especially since she doesn't live here anymore.

My stepfather just came in my room...

drunk.

He asked for my stereo and wanted to know what I was doing on the net.

"I know nothing about computers," he says.

Then he came back just now, asking me about the situation with my mother and her returning home. She had cut the phone line this morning and is planning to cut everything else. I don't like talking to drunk people. I didn't know what to tell him. This is all awkward.

Now, he is watering the backyard. Fuck.

I wonder what would happen if I gave out my phone number. Post it here...

it's (909) 45-

Ha...yeah right.

I officially can't do the simplest thing for this blog.

I ended up adding marquees instead. Dammit. Thanx a lot, Squee. This is much more understandable than Java. Not hard to copy and paste, but it does it tidious reading everything.

::yawn::

I need HTML help!

(dammit that was hard to confess)

I hate the fact that my blog template SUCKS, I mean SUCKS, and I am too much of a chicken shit to try and make it work.

Horseshit.

i am



what
microsoft OS are you?

Heh heh. Maybe.

i am



what poo are you?

Thanx there, Squee. ::gags::

Take the The "What Teen Label Do You Fit Into Most?" Quiz!
by antiperfect

Hmmm....

I had a LONG talk with Father today.

Told me that my mother had called him telling him what was going on. The reasons why she left and so on.

She wanted to teach us a lesson. She was tired of us not helping her and so on...

My cousin directed me to a site I wish I have never gone, but did anyway.

Ratemypoo.com

Interesting.

My mother left us today. She was supposed to take me to my cousin’s graduation and so my father came and took me to the store to buy some new shoes, but when I came back she left. Took my sister with her. I didn’t think much of it because my sister is going to Mexico for about a month. I had in mind that my aunt was going to pick me up instead, so I got ready. Then I realized I wasn’t going. I laid in my room and watched cartoons when my stepfather came in my room and asked if I knew where my mother went. I told him work, of course. Then he told me that she left him a note saying that she was moving and not coming back.

What the fuck? My mother is ALWAYS doing this shit to us.

She did the same thing four weeks ago. She told me out of the blue that she was divorcing my stepfather and that if I wanted to move with her that I’d have to get a job (same with my brother), if not that I’d have to find my own place. This was a few days before I was finished with registering for Westwood. I was extremely mad that I actually went to see a teacher and talked to her about it. She calmed me down and the next day I got a call from Westwood asking me to come in and finish registering. So, I got in and I’ve been going there for almost a month now. I feel like all of that is going to go to waste. If my mother and stepfather do decide to get a divorce, my father is whilling to take over the house move his family in.

I hate shit like this.

After browsing Cyberdork I came across this picture:



I wonder what he was thinking at that moment...

IF he was able to think, that is.

Even MORE stupid quizzes...



"Noodle..."


Which era in time are you?

Like, holy shit...







Where's your corner of the Twilight Zone?


Take the Twilight Zone test!


My most favorite Zone episode EVER!!! (woo)

Which Sanrio character are you? by woofiegrrl

Landry is a cute little boy raccoon who loves to wash everything and anything he can get his hands on. His best friend is a rubber duckie named "Pea" who understands everything Landry is thinking. Besides washing things, Landry's hobbies include dancing and running on top of his tub, sliding, taking Pea for walks, and listening to music - Mozart is his favorite. Landry also loves to eat. He likes donuts, sausages, nuts and ice-cream, but chocolate is his very favorite. When he's surprised you'll often find him hiding under his tub with his striped, mink-like tale sticking out.

I like to eat a lot, but washing?

Even though my Imood says I am oddly optimistic...

In reality I am full of burgers. I need to throw up now.

Yellow Man

There once was a man by the name of Yellow,
Who seemed like an eccentric mellow, fellow.
He liked to walk around the city,
Always singing this little ditty.

“They call me Mellow Yellow,” is what he sings,
But pain to our ears, is what he brings.

How is that?

6/10/02 Update at 9:20 AM: I guess he liked it.

How old am I...mentally?

12

I act like I'm 12.
This test was brought to you by Melissa - No, really.... Take it here.

Well, duh.

Wooo, I just got a poem!

I had e-mailed a fellow blogger the links to YACCS and Tag-Board so that he can install it in his blog. That way I was able to comment, of course. Well he replied telling me that he had installed Tag and not YACCS because he was too lazy or it looked complicated so I replied back telling him how to do it (sorta, I was too lazy to explain and offered to do it for him). When I went to check out his blog I saw that he had installed YACCS after all. So I told him about the e-mail and this is what I got:

Here's your consolation prize...

You get your own poem.

Purple pandas
All around
Nudging no-one
Dancing dreams
Amber angels
Storied stream

Wether it's good or bad, isn't really the point. It's _yours._ ^_^

Thanx there, Danny.

Quiz, quiz...damn.

You're SLOTH! You're extremely lazy. There's just no other way to put it! Your loner attitude gets in the way of your social life sometimes. You're represented by the color aqua.

.......

Which Kiss Are You?

Yep.

Find your emotion!

Nah...

DAMN, I'm bored.

I've had 2,995 visitors since 11/01. Woo!

(Yeah...2,748 were from me)

Break...BREAK!

I can't seem to get going with this paper. Ah yes, I am going back to my procrastinating ways.

I miss them.

Habbo RULES!

More later, it's late.

Name one:



Name two:



Name three:



Man...I can go on and on and on and on...

I forgot I had posted something on Saturday morning and never published it.

I am hungry now.

This week has been back breaking. All those damn books. I hardly use half of them, but I still have to carry them to and from my home. The classes are boring. Most of them are. I only move once from class to class in the four hours that I am there. It's good, though. I don't get that tired...just bored. We had a one hour break on Friday (not really a break, just an excuse to get us out of class and go to the carnival). Ok, it's a good excuse. I mostly stood around and watched the head honcho plus other reps get dunked in that big tub of water. I loved it when people pulled on the lever that made the dunkee fall into the water. That was great stuff. What was even funnier was when a girl stepped up in the tank all the guys started to line up. You can guess what they wanted to see.

While I was there, this guy caught my eye. Or maybe it was his red shirt. Anyway, he reminded me of myself...in a strange way. I couldn't stop thinking about him, but only because I was curious about what he was like and such. He seemed nice and shy. UGH, stop it. I hate it when I get like that. Bullshit.

I like to observe people like that, though.